The groundhog’s a pessimist

According to www.groundhog.org, the nasty winter weather is sticking around for a while:

Phil Says Six More Weeks of Winter!

Phil’s official forecast as read 2/2/08 at sunrise at Gobbler’s Knob:

Here Ye! Here Ye! Here Ye!

On Gobbler’s Knob on this fabolous Groundhog Day, February 2nd, 2008
Punxsutawney Phil, the Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators,
Rose to the call of President Bill Cooper and greeted his handlers, Ben Hughes and John Griffiths.

After casting a weathered eye toward thousands of his faithful followers,
Phil consulted with President Cooper and directed him to the appropriate scroll, which proclaimed:

“As I look around me, a bright sky I see, and a shadow beside me.
Six more weeks of winter it will be!”

Though I put no faith in the groundhog’s prediction, my guess would be he’s right, seeing as how six weeks from now is still before the official first day of spring.  Still, it irks me that some strange little mammal gets to toy with the public every year.

Phil panders to the media

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